Flag Counter They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

I'm just a small carb in a big carb world.

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(via sassandsarcasms)

licensetocannibalize:

au where jack crawford says motherfucker at the end of all of his sentences and absolutely nothing else is changed

(Source: hannigrahmy)

ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

"Victorian Velociraptor with Violets." Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

"MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?"

ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

"Victorian Velociraptor with Violets." Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

"MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?"

(via dontsaybubbles)

life-on-four-strings:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I refuse to believe this is a real animal. No. Impossible

AHHHHHHHH

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

(Source: bradfordsox, via ouatotp)

son:

mom...i have to tell you something...

mom:

what is it son?

son:

i....i'm....

*son climbs in between mom's teeth*

son:

i'm a metaphor

Freud:

*sticks cigar in mouth* you see, it's a penis and you want to have sex with your mom