Flag Counter They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

I'm just a small carb in a big carb world.

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via falling-in-love-with-fandoms)

korrastyle:

Zuko — Still Awkward 70 Years Later

(via falling-in-love-with-fandoms)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via falling-in-love-with-fandoms)

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

(via dontsaybubbles)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via ruby-brown)

(Source: bigblacks, via lohanthony)

“Our differences should then help us rather than drive us apart. In this as in other things, I, for one, believe only in differences, not uniformity, because differences are the roots without which the tree of liberty withers and the sap of creation and civilization dries up.”

—   Albert Camus, Algerian Chronicles. (via acknowledgetheabsurd)
hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

(via ouatotp)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via actually-rocket-raccoon)

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via acollegegirllife)