Flag Counter They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

They call me Chelsea, Chancellor of the Universe.

I'm just a small carb in a big carb world.

klefable:

"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

(via lohanthony)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via your-brilliant-resilience)

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

(via your-brilliant-resilience)

dynastylnoire:

Welp
xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after.

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after.

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

sprouseable:

Batsprouse

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

*flails existentially*

(Source: out-geek-the-zeek, via englishmajorinrepair)

melkior:

send hELP

(via unconventionalintern)