*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions
- the fault in our star trek
au where jack crawford says motherfucker at the end of all of his sentences and absolutely nothing else is changed
mom...i have to tell you something...
what is it son?
*son climbs in between mom's teeth*
i'm a metaphor
*sticks cigar in mouth* you see, it's a penis and you want to have sex with your mom